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Prosinec 2007

Co to je ????

31. prosince 2007 v 23:45 Zajímavé
Je to užitečná věc, obyčejně 15 až 20 cm dlouhá. S oblibou to užívají příslušníci obou pohlaví. Obyčejně to najdete svěšené, bimbající se, připravené k okamžité akci.
Na jednom konci to má krátké stětinky a na druhém malou dírku. Když se to používá, je to zpravidla dobrovolně vloženo, někdy rychle, někdy pomalu, do teplého, masitého otvoru, a potom tam a zase zpátky a tak stále dokola po dobu až několika minut. Akce je doprovázena nezaměnitelnými pohyby a rytmickými, pulzujícími zvuky, které kdokoliv, kdo jim naslouchá, témeř určitě pozná.
Když je ta věc nakonec vytáhnuta, je na ní dobře známá, lepkavá bílá substance, kterou je třeba očistit z ní i z té díry. Když je všechno omyto, navrátí se to ke svému volnému visení, připravené na další akci, ke které dochází nejvýše dvakrát, třikrát denně, ale někdy podstatně méně často.


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Low

30. prosince 2007 v 11:49 Texty písní Kelly Clarkson
Everybody's talkin´
But they don't say a thing
They look at me with sad eyes
But I don't want the sympathy
It´s cool you didn't want me
Sometimes you can't go back
Why'd you have to go and make a mess like that
Well I just have to say
Before I let go
Have you ever been low?
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
When the truth came out
Were you the last to know?
Were you left out in the cold?
Cause what you did was low
No I don't need your number
There's nothing left to say
´Cept I never thought it'd hurt this much to be saved
My friends are outside waiting
I've gotta go
Have you ever been low?
(Have you ever been)
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
When the truth came out
Were you the last to know?
Were you left out in the cold?
Cause what you did was low (low)
What you did was low (low)
What you did was low (low)
What you did was low (low)
Walk out of this darkness
With no sense of regret
And I go with a clear conscience
We both know that you can't say that
Here´s to show
For all the time I loved you so
So
Have you ever been low?
(Have you ever been)
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
When the truth came out
Were you the last to know?
Were you left out in the cold?
Cause what you did was low
Have you ever been low?
(Have you ever been)
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
When the truth came out
Were you the last to know?
Were you left out in the cold?
Cause what you did was low
Have you ever been low?
(Have you ever been)
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
Cause what you did was low

A Moment Like This

30. prosince 2007 v 11:47 Texty písní Kelly Clarkson
What if I told you it was all meant to be,
Would you believe me
Would you agree
It´s almost that feeling we met before
So tell me that you don´t think I´m crazy
When I tell you love has come here and now
A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can´t believe it´s happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
Everything changes but beauty remains
Something so tender
I can´t explain
Well I may be dreaming but till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I´ll cherish all the love we share
A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can´t believe it´s happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Could this be the greatest love of all
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall
So let me tell you this
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For the moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can´t believe it´s happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Oh Oh like this
Oh Oh Oh Oh
they will search forever more oh yeah
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Oh like this

Never Again

30. prosince 2007 v 11:39 Texty písní Kelly Clarkson
I hope the ring you gave to her
Turns her finger green
I hope when you´re in bed with her
You think of me
I would never wish bad things
But I don´t wish you well
Could you tell
By the flames that burned your words
I never read your letter
Cause I knew what you´d say
Give me that Sunday school answer
Try and make it all okay
[CHORUS:]
Does it hurt to know I´ll never be there?
Bet it sucks to see my face everywhere
It was you who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you would do
Don´t say you simply lost your way
She may believe you
But I never will
Never again
If she really knows the truth
She deserves you
A trophy wife, oh how cute
Ignorance is bliss
But when your day comes
And he´s through with you
And he´ll be through with you
You´ll die together, but alone
You wrote me in a letter
You couldn´t say it right to my face
Give me that Sunday school answer
Repent yourself away
[CHORUS:]
Does it hurt to know I´ll never be there?
Bet it sucks to see my face everywhere
It was you who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you would do
Don´t say you simply lost your way
They may believe you
But I never will
Never again
Never again will I hear you
Never again will I miss you
Never again will I fall to you
Never
Never again will I kiss you
Never again will I want to
Never again will I love you
Never!
[CHORUS:]
Does it hurt to know I´ll never be there?
Bet it sucks to see my face everywhere
It was you who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you would do
Don´t say you simply lost your way
They may believe you
But I never will
I never will
I never will
Never again

I Hate Myself For Losing You

30. prosince 2007 v 11:25 Texty písní Kelly Clarkson
I woke up today
Woke up wide awake
In an empty bed
Staring at an empty room
I have myself to blame
For the state I´m in today
And now dying
Doesn´t seem so cruel
And oh, I don´t know what to say
And I don´t know anyway
Anymore
I hate myself for losing you
I´m seeing it all so clear
I hate myself for losing you
What do you do when you look in the mirror
And staring at you is why he´s not here?
You got what you deserved
Hope you´re happy now
´Cause everytime I think of her with you
It´s killing me
Inside, and
Now I dread each day
Knowing that I can´t be saved
From the loneliness
Of living without you
And, oh
I don´t know what to do
Not sure that I´ll pull through
I wish you knew
I hate myself for losing you
I´m seeing it all so clear
I hate myself for losing you
What do you do when you look in the mirror
And staring at you is why he´s not here?
I hate myself for losing you
And oh, I don´t know what to do
Not sure that I´ll pull through
I wish you knew
And oh, I don´t know what to say
And I don´t know anyway
Anymore
No, no
I hate myself for losing you
(I´m seeing it all so clear)
I´m seeing it all so clear
I hate myself for losing you
What do you do when you look in the mirror
And staring at you is why he´s not here?
What do you say when everything you said
Is the reason why he left you in the end?
How do you cry when every tear you shed
Won´t ever bring him back again?
I hate myself for loving you

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Máš depku ????

30. prosince 2007 v 10:47 Odkazy na stránky, určitě se podívej te !!!
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http://www.c4rlos.borec.cz/blbosti/krecci/krecci.htm (křečci)

Zamilované SMS

29. prosince 2007 v 22:17 Sms
Laska je slovni oznaceni pro cit, ktery se bojim projevit. Laska jsme my dva a presto kazdy sam. Laska je me srdce, ktere Ti rada dam. Laska-jedno slovo, pismen pet a presto je v nich obsazen celicky muj svet.


Ve snu jsi prisel a jsi tu stale, nemohu bez Tebe byt. Klepal jsi a ja rekla dale, me srdce je Tvuj byt. Mám spoustu prani a jediny sen, nikdy Te nepustim ze sveho srdce ven. Bud tady se mnou a nechod uz nikdy pryc. Zamkni dvere a zahod od nich klic.


Krasne je milovat, krasne je zit,krasne je vzpominat, ale nejlepsi je s Tebou byt !

S tebou poznavam lasku,co dava silu zit.Ja se priznavam,ze je to krasny nekoho mit,ten co ma te rad,ten co bude i v nouzi o tebe stat.

Laskou hori moje srdce, usta se touzebne chveji. Motlitba ticha zni k tobe. Tebe chci prosim vyslis me. Aspon mi odpovez, milujes me ?

Jsem zakleta princezna ma tvar je libezna,jsi spanily princ co vyjde mi vstric.Laskou me zachranis z vecneho zakleti.Tim si me vykoupis lasko vsech staleti.Jsem zakleta uz vis.Jak si muj princi poradis

Oci jako pomnenky, usta ruda jsou, nezapomen na me oci, co te Milujou..

Polibek prvni,nevinny,snad trval jen pul vteriny.Ty krasna chvilko,puvab jejiz okouzluje me do tedka!Dnes vim,ze clovek v zivote jiz nikdy se s tebou nesetka...

Vse je krasne, co se kolem Tebe toci, nejkrasnejsi je vsak pohled do Tvych oci. Miluju te.

Miluju Te,chci Te,touzim po Tobe,styska se mi,chybis mi a tesim se az budeme zase spolu. Dik,ze tu pro me jsi.

Venku uz se zvolna stmiva, myslenka je zmatena. Nic se na mne neusmiva, proc si mi tak vzdalena?

Jen jediny cit dokaze spojit dva lidi na cely zivot, je to laska, a ja jsem rad, ze tento cit prozivam prave s tebou.

Az kdyz jsem potkala Tebe lasko, vim, co mi v zivote chybelo.

Zij kazdy den, jako bys prave v nem mel prozit cely svuj zivot.

Miluji Te cim dal vic, uz nevim jak ti to mam rict. Ty jsi ten jediny koho ja miluju.

Konecne se splnila ma touha a mam pro koho zit,kazda minuta je mi dlouha,kdyz mam bez Tebe byt...

Kdyz mesic skryl se v stinu Zeme, prani sve jsem zaseptal, aby cit jenz polapil me, Tve srdicko rozehral.

Verim v silu Luny svitu, kdyz ted o Tve krase snim, jenze prave chybis mi tu, kez Te brzy uvidim!

Chtel bych Te hladit po vlaskach, a rikat mam Te rad, jsi jako kouzelna pohadka, a nedovedl bych Ti lhat.

Jako samotar bez duse i tela si ted pripadam, kez bys tu tak se mnou byti smela a ja necitil se tolik sam.

Venku uz se zvolna stmiva, myslenky jsou zmatene, nikdo se na me neusmiva, styska se mi po Tobe!

Pouze ten, kdo miluje, tak opravdu zije. A tak Ti dekuji za zivot, lasko moje.

Spousta lidi v mem zivote mi dokazalo zlomit moje srdicko na tisice kousku, ale jen ty jsi me
vylecil.Moje srdce je zase plne lasky, ktera z te nejvetsi casti patri jen a jen TOBE!!!

Laska je krasna, kdyz ji mas, pak ani zlo na svete nevnimas.

Marny je plac, marne jsou slzy, stojim a septam: Vrat se mi brzy!

S tebou vsechno konci,vsechno zacina,jsi muj nulty rok,ma prvni vterina,s tebou vsechno
hledam,vsechno nachazim,jsi ma sbirka nahod,ma sbirka nesnazi.

Jak tezko je mi bez Tebe, jak dlouhy je muj cas, jak rada bych Te videla a zlibala Tvou tvar.

Styska se mi po Tvem hlase, chybi mi Tvuj krasny smich, chtela bych Te slyset zase a nemit slzy ve dlanich...

Az poznas, co je zklamani a jak maly je svet, pak pochopis to volani ..... LASKO VRAT SE MI ZPET !!!!

Preji si abys byla se mnou, preji si slyset tvou rec jemnou, preji si abych mohl byt u tebe, ver lasko, ja myslim jen na tebe.

Krasny pozdrav a milou vzpominku,k tomu sladkou pusinku, pusinku sladkou jako med,kterou bych Ti dala hned,ze to nejde,to snad vis,doufam,ze se nezlobis.

Lezim v posteli a usinam, na co lasko asi vzpominam?Na dny s tebou prozite,stestim cele posete.At se ti zda krasny sen, o me lasko, o me jen!

Mel jsi moc pekne oci a ja vim,ze takove uz nikdy nenajdu.Mel jsi moc hezke oci a ja vim,ze na ne nikdy nezapomenu.Mel jsi pekne oci,skoda ze jsem do nich hledela tak kratce.Mel jsi moc krasne oci a ja poprve spatrila oci ZRADCE.

Miluji Te ma lasko - jsi pro me tim nejvzacnejsim co jsem mohla v tomto svete nalezt. V tomto svete kde se kazdy pachti jen za svym bohatstvim, stestim a uspechem. V tomto svete jsem nasla Tebe -

Tebe, ktery jsi mi ukazal co to znamena opravdu milovat! A ja Ti za to moc dekuju

Cekam na ten krasny den, az prijdes a reknes: Tak si me vem, obejmes me kolem pasu a rtem se dotknes mojich vlasu. Nebude to prilis snadne, ale laska vsechno zvladne, proto cekam ze dne na den, nebot vim, ze my to zvladnem.

Od te doby co Te znam, krasny pocit v srdci mam. Nezapiram laska to je, patri Ti ted srdce moje.

Moje mile zlaticko, uletlo mi srdicko, az jej chytis, bude tve, naoplatku posli sve.

Slysim z dalky rytmus Tveho dechu, chci se Ti priblizit.Ve snech vratit se do noci plne vzdechu a neumet ublizit. Chtela bych vnimat vuni Tveho tela, v Tvych dlanich se rozpoustet, abych hyckat Te jeste dlouho smela a ty zkousel jsi mi odpoustet ...

Jak smutno je mi bez tebe, kdyz tve oci nevidim a o tvem sladkem polibku jen marne stale snim ...

Posilam Ti jednu pusinku na celo,jednu na rty,jednu mezi bradavky,jednu na pupik a jednu.................na dobrou noc!!!!!;)

Jsi kapkou vody na pousti zivota, jsi paprsek slunce v jeho serosti - diky za tu vodu i za paprsek - diky za to,ze jsi.

V zivote jsem nepoznal nic tak krasneho, jako je vztah mezi nami. Preji si, aby vydrzel na veky veku a zanikl az s koncem sveta... Miluju Te!

Kdyz vecer v luzko uleham,jenom tebe v mysli mam.Moje srdce nechce spat,chtelo by se s Tebou smat.V Tva nezna ocka pohledet a najit v nich ten tajny svet.Ten kraj kde laska kvete jen,kde splni se snad kazdy sen.Tam unesl bych Te ve spanku a polozil na louku plnou hermanku.Do ouska bych Ti pak septal tise,dve sluvka co mam v skrytu duse.Ta sluvka co se nahlas bojim rict,ze MILUJI TE cim dal vic.

Jak nestastny je ten, kdo musi k lasce jit a rty ktere miluje, nemuze polibit.

Horim touhou po tvem obeti,na co myslim nemas poneti. Chci libat vsechno na Tvem tele, ver ze budes se mit skvele. Budes v sedmem nebi,na co cekas tedy...?

Proste jsem se rozesel se svoji holkou,protoze kazdej z nas hleda nekoho,kdo uz nebude hledat nikoho jinyho a do ty doby nez najdem takovyho cloveka,ktery uz nikoho nehleda,tak budem kazdej hledat sam!

Mam chut se s tebou libat, mam chut se na tebe divat, mam chut se s tebou drzet za ruku. Mam chut si s tebou povidat, mam chut se s tebou milovat.

Jsi pro me slunickem ktere zahreje me srdce a dusi i kdyz mrzne. Jsi pro me kvetinkou pro kterou stoji za to se usmat. Jsi pro me tim nejlepsim pritelem jakeho jsem kdy mohla najit a ja si Te moc vazim!

Jsi tak daleko a prece tak blizko.Ve svem srdci Te stale mam,rada se s Tebou shledavam.Moje uzkost nadchazi,kdyz se s Tebou rozchazim.Ja chtela bych s Tebou byt,aby jsme mohli spolecne snit.Davas mi krasnou nadeji,s Tebou jsem ale radeji!

Lamy

27. prosince 2007 v 21:30 Odkazy na stránky, určitě se podívej te !!!
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Hlas

25. prosince 2007 v 11:49
Jestli se ti líbí jak Kelly zpívá tak dejte ANO
Jestli se ti nelíbí jak Kelly zpívá tak dejte NE

Hudba

25. prosince 2007 v 11:47
Líbí se vám hudba jakou má Kelly k písním ?
Jestli ano dejte ANO
Jestli ne dejte NE

Jaké má Kelly klipy ???

25. prosince 2007 v 11:45
Jestli se vám líbí dejte ANO
Jestli se vám nelíbí dejte NE
Jestli se vám víc jak polovina líbí dejte VĚTŠNA ANO
Jestli se vám většina nelíbí dejte VĚTŠINA NE

Jak se Kelly obléká ???

25. prosince 2007 v 11:43
Jestli se vám líbí jak se Kelly obléká tak hlasute pro ANO
Jestli se vám nelíbí jak se Kelly obléká tak hlasujte pro NE
Jestli je vám jednoco Kelly nosí tak dejte UJDE TO.....

Before Your Love

25. prosince 2007 v 9:27 Texty písní Kelly Clarkson
I wonder how I ever made it through a day
How did I settle for the world in shades of gray
When you go in circles all the scenery looks the same
And you don´t know why
And I looked into your eyes
Where the road stretched out in front of me
And I realized

I´d never lived
Before your love
I´d never felt
Before your touch
And I´d never needed anyone
To make me feel alive
But then again,
I wasn´t really livin´

I´d never lived...
Before your love

I wanted more than just an ordinary life
All of my dreams, seemed like castles in the sky
I stand before you and my heart is in your hands
And I don´t know how
I´d survive without your kiss
Cuz you´ve given me
A reason to exist

I´d never lived
Before your love
I´d never felt
Before your touch
I´d never needed anyone
To make me feel alive
But then again,
I wasn´t really livin´

I´d never lived... before your love
I´d never lived... Before your love

And I don´t know why
Why the sun decides to shine
But you´ve breathed your love into me just in time
I´d never lived
Before your love
I´d never felt
Before your touch
I´d never needed anyone
To make me feel alive
But then again
I wasn´t really livin´

I´d never lived
I´d never lived
Before!...
Your!!...
Love!!!...

How I Feel

25. prosince 2007 v 9:25 Texty písní Kelly Clarkson
Looks like I made a mess again
Heartbreak everywhere I step
This fire is getting hot again
But I touch the flame ´cause I´m a curious cat
Creeping where I don´t belong
Finding out what I knew all along
Crying all alone
And it´s all my fault, all my fault

Yeah, I did it again...again

Oh, I´m getting tired of believing
Even sicker of pretending
That it´s not so bad, just wait it out
Oh, I think you´re feeding me lies again
The only good man left wasn´t him
And that´s how I feel right now so just let me be
Let me be

It seems every time I find a good man
He´s got a good little wife
I´m not jealous but I won´t lie
I don´t want to hear about your wonderful life
And babies everywhere I look
Trophy wives with their little black books
At this rate I´m gonna end up alone
It´s probably all my fault, all my fault

Oh, another dead end:again

Oh, I´m getting tired of believing
Even sicker of pretending
That it´s not so bad, just wait it out
Oh, I think you´re feeding me lies again
The only good man left wasn´t him
And that´s how I feel right now

Bitter pill that I´ve swallowed
Just how low can my heart sink
Fairy tales from so long ago
Save them for someone that´s not smart enough to know

´Cause I, I´m getting tired of believing
I´m through pretending
Yeah I´m broken and sad so I´ll sit this one out
Oh I think you´re feeding me lies again
The only good man left wasn´t him
And that´s how I feel right now

How I feel right now
How I feel right now
How I feel right now
Let me be
How I feel right now
How I feel right now
How I feel right now
Let me be

Don't Waste Your Time

25. prosince 2007 v 9:24 Texty písní Kelly Clarkson
It´s over, it´s over, it´s over:

It seems you can´t hear me
When I open my mouth you never listen
You say stay, but what does that mean
Do you think I honestly want to be reminded forever

Don´t waste your time trying to fix
What I want to erase
What I need to forget
Don´t waste your time on me my friend
Friend, what does that even mean
I don´t want your hand
You´ll only pull me down
So save your breath
Don´t waste your song
On me, on me
Don´t waste your time

It´s not easy not answering
Every time I want to talk to you
But I can´t
If you only knew the hell I put myself through
Replaying memories in my head of you and I
Every night

Don´t waste your time trying to fix
What I want to erase
What I need to forget
Don´t waste your time on me my friend
Friend, what does that even mean
I don´t want your hand
You´ll only pull me down
So save your breath
Don´t waste your song
On me, on me
Don´t waste your time

You´re callin´
You´re talkin´
You´re tryin´
Tryin´ to get in
But it´s over, it´s over, it´s over
Friend

Don´t waste your time trying to fix it
So save your breath, don´t waste your song
On me, on me
Don´t waste your time

You held me
You felt me
You left me
But it´s over, it´s over, it´s over
You touched me
You had me
But it´s over, it´s over, it´s over my friend
Don´t waste my time


Jaké klipy Kelly má ?!?

24. prosince 2007 v 22:40 Zajímavosti o Kelly Clarkson
A Moment Like This
Before Your Love
Miss Independent
Low
The Troube With Love Is
Breakaway
Since U Been Gone
Behind These Hazel Eyes
Because of You
Walk Away
Never Again
Because of you(with Reba)
Don´t waste your time

CDčka Kelly

24. prosince 2007 v 22:38 Zajímavosti o Kelly Clarkson
Thankful
1. The Trouble With Love Is
2. Miss Independent
3. Low
4. Some Kind Of Miracle
5. What's Up Lonely
6. Just Missed The Train
7. Beautiful Disaster
8. You Thought Wrong (ft. Tamyra Gray)
9. Thankful
10. Anytime
11. A Moment Like This (New Mix)
12. Before Your Love (New Mix)
Breakaway
1. Breakaway
2. Since U Been Gone
3. Behind These Hazel Eyes
4. Because Of You
5. Gone
6. Addicted
7. Where Is Your Hart
8. Walk Away
9. You Found Me
10. I Hate Myself For Losing You
11. Hear Me
12. Beautiful Disaster (live) My December
1. Never Again
2. One Minute
3. Hole
4. Sober
5. Don´t waste your time
6. Judas
7. Haunted
8. Be Still
9. Maybe
10. How I Feel
11. Yeah
12. Can I Have A Kiss
13. Irvine/Chivas